Terminally online since block zero

$ansfone
never logs off.

Contract address: dropping soon — stay tuned

$ansfone the smartphone-addicted monkey mascot
NEVER TOUCH GRASS
100% APE
0% CHILL
DIAMOND THUMBS
ALWAYS ONLINE
SCROLL TO THE MOON
GROUP CHAT MVP
PHONE > BANANAS
NEVER TOUCH GRASS
100% APE
0% CHILL
DIAMOND THUMBS
ALWAYS ONLINE
SCROLL TO THE MOON
GROUP CHAT MVP
PHONE > BANANAS
Ansonfone grinning at his smartphone

Who is Ansonfone?

The monkey that logged on and changed everything.

$ansfone is a meme born from a simple truth: none of us can put the phone down. Ansonfone is the mascot for a whole generation that apes into the group chat, refreshes the chart, and calls it a personality. He is chaotic, extremely online, and 100% here for the culture.

Screen Time: Infinite

He picked up the phone. He never put it back down. Neither will the chart.

A Real Troop

Community-first from day one. 30% airdropped straight to the apes who show up.

Locked & Loaded

Liquidity locked, contract renounced-ready. Built to survive the doomscroll.

Meme Energy

Part monkey, part man, all vibes. The most online mascot in the jungle.

The Bag Breakdown

Tokenomics

Fair, community-heavy, and built to last. Here is exactly how every $ansfone is distributed.

100%Fully Allocated
Airdrop / Community30%
Liquidity Pool20%
Team15%
Ecosystem & Rewards15%
Treasury / Reserve10%
Marketing & Partnerships5%
CEX/DEX Listings5%

Ape In

How to Buy $ansfone

Four steps between you and the most online bag in crypto.

1

Get a Wallet

Download a self-custody wallet like Phantom or MetaMask and set it up on your phone. Very on-brand.

2

Fund It

Top up with some SOL or ETH from your favorite exchange. This is your ape fuel.

3

Swap for $ansfone

Paste the official contract address (dropping soon) into your DEX and swap. Double-check it every time.

4

Join the Troop

Hold, meme, and hop into the Telegram. You are officially terminally online now.

Join the troop.

Everything happens in the Telegram — announcements, memes, the airdrop, and the loudest group chat in the jungle. Tap in.

Contract Address

Coming soon

Buy Token Address

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